lalala~ as i was googling for my English project..(documentary on gender issues) i stumbled upon something delicious..its about men&women
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
i dare to conclude that men&women complements each other and in the end forms a jigsaw puzzle..life's a puzzlement,yes! but wont it be dull if it is just plain sailing?
mon amour
la familia
crazee peeps
housemats..(ain xde)
12 comments:
wahahahaa..... wondering~~~
ngahaha..anne ^_^
hahahaha funny, yet man and woman still live together~
no fun without all the crazy differences between men and women!
wahahahah~!!
hahahaha gile kelakar post nih..
cant stop laughing~
hahahahahahahahaha~
pelik tul manusia nih.. haih~
betul2 cakap nad tuh.. no fun without all the crazy differences!!
^___^
ee bluekk..a complicated jigsaw puzzle~
*dizzy*
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed
Hahaha
this one I like
Tapi aku tido mcm The beatles
Bangun cam Goku Dragon Ball
p/s:Mcm mana aa boley come across bende n masa googling for English project,
ni memang cari topik psl boy and girl kan??
heheheh
ajim, im doing a project on "gender stereotype"
haha..besh kn topic tu??
ps:ee ko tido ganassss..!
gender stereotype??
wow, giler aa ko, boley cari topik hebat2
Standard aa bangun tido cam goku
p/s:Kalo pompuan camner ek rupe dier?? cam Cici bini goku ngah mengamuk?? hahhaa
pompuan?aku xley nk stereotype and generalized all women..but as far as i know,, pompuan xtido mcm cici nga ngamuk..or even penyu tua tu..
haha..
ps:kdg2 aku ade gak weng2 time tdo..tp jarang ar
hmmm.....
*wondering*
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